Bassler:
HERE IS ME THE CAPS LOCK MC
I SHIT ON YOUR GRAMMAR LIKE A GRAMMAR NAZI
DID NAZI THAT COMING
MC BASSLER’S STUNNING
THE BIRDS ARE HUMMING
WHEN I’M COMING
BIATCH, THIS IS MC BASSLER
HE’S THE MAN WITHOUT A FACE, YA
YOU TALKIN TO ME LIKE I’M A DISGRACE, YA
FUCK OFF; I’M MC BASSLER

GOD’S OWN MC CAN STING LIKE A BEE
MEAN AND OBSCENE, BUT KEEPING IT CLEAN
HAILING FROM THE BRONX WITH A SHITLOAD OF MONEY
BITCH, I’M RICH, AIN’T> GOT NOTHING ON ME
KNOW THEM SHOPS IN THE MALL?
I BOUGHT THEM ALL
AND THE MALLS IN THE CITY?
BOUGHT THEM TOO, SHOW YOUR TITTIES.

We got the bitches
we got the hoes
we got the riches
that’s how it goes

Bone:
now come on down,
it’s MC Bone
smooth like Danone
all homegrown
all grown up, cause i know how to fuck
all da bitches, need no backup
didn’t get it from a book - cause books suck
gonna get you all – hooked up
shaking the room with my skillz like a quaker
breaking all the rules cause i’m no faker
i’m a dominator,_ for fuck’s sake, yeah
shoot you with a knife like a terminator
greater than the greatest and always getting greater
gonna make you meet your maker if you’re a traitor
- need a break, yeah, weed is great, yeah,
see you later, alligator, fuck off take care

Frosh:
Oh no, it’s Dr. Frsoh
don’t call me, I’m always bsoh
bsuffn on the couch like a mean old schsoh
I only get up to take a psoh
fo shsoh my nsoh I’m down cause I’m sad
I’m sad cause I’m down, that’s why I feel bad
I’m crying all the time

Bassler: Ey man, what’s wrong with you?
Frosh: My wife left me, nothing more to do
Bone: Bros before hoes - dude
Frosh: No, I’m too old -
Bone: poop
gotta go with the flow
yo, and grow for the show bro
Frosh: What the fuck.

Des Frsohs Hook:
Like I said
I am down
I am lonely
no one around
Wanna kill
everyone
Lalala
now sing along!

Shalaa...